- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

eh

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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