- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what goes boo a sock

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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