What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

21

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Good job, son.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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