A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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Women's professional sports

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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