- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Your mom went to college

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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