- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Face...the other white meat!

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