- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.