What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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A women left the kitchen.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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