what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Tony Romo

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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