What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Anti Joke

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