- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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