Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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