- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??