Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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jd and zach loves vigina

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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