What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Equal rights!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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