- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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