Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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It's all Taggart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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BIG MAC'S

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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