how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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eat a hot dog

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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