- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

so...um, yeah

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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