A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

a dyslexic man walked his god.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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