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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Once, I went to Peru.

steven hawking walks into a bar

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Peas

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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