- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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