- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Want to hear a joke? No.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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