- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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