I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

A penis walks into a bar..

Anti Joke

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