- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's brown an sticky Shit

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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