- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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