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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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