Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Donald Trump

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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it was all Tagart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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