How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Guest what in the butt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A russian gives away vodka.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

what is the world worst joke? this one

read this sentence again.

This is an anti-joke.

Tilt your screen back .

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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