- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??