- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

roses are red poo is poo

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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