- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Dead girls can't say no.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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