roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

angelo snyder is not ga

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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