- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Haha, I get it..

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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