What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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