don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

salad days!

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Anti Joke

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