- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Tilt your screen back .

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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