What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Phew... it's gone.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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