- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

penis. nuff said.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Kevin and Ramin

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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