- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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