- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

VITAMIN C!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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