- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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