- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Can anyone Lenin money?

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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