- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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