Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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andrew wagner

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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