- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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