- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

justin beiber sucks

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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