- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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