- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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