- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

whats black and large -me

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