A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

There's my tractor.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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