- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

The New York Giants

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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