What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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