- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats two plus two Four!

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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