- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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