- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

9/11

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

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