An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Asians.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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