- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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