- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What's funny? Women's rights.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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