- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Once upon a time a was born

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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