- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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