- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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