- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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