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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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