- Anti Joke

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Granny porn!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.