- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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