There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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