- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Knock Knock Who's there

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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