- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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