Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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