- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Weaner

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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