Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Turkey Balls

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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