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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

These jokes don't have punchlines.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's the difference between a duck?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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