what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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