- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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