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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

the WNBA.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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