If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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