a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Smelly Indians.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A midget walked under a bar.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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