- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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