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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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