- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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