-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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