What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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