- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

these are shit

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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