- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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