- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

The child was fired from his job.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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