- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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