- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Your Mom The End.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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