What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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