How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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