- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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