- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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