- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

Knock knock... Home invasion

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