Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Knock Knock Come in

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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