- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

The child was fired from his job.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

So this guy was making a sandwich...

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