- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

9/11 my birthday

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

knock knock!? . . No.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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