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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

knock knock Goodbye

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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