- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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