What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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