- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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