- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

u know whats a crime? rape

race-car = rac-ecar

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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