Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Wanna hear a joke? no

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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