Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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