Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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