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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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