- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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