- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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