- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Yo Momma So Fat!

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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