- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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