- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's better than a stick? A stone

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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