- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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