- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

I'm so full I could stop eating.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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