Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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