- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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