Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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