Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Emily Walker.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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