- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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