- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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