- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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