- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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