- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what does a chair look like? a chair.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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