The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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