Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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