- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

tea with milk?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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