eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Anti Joke

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