A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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