- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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