Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

I like that, but why am I happy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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