- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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