I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Sarah Palin.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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