- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What is white and black and red all over.

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