- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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