- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... ...no answer

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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