- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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