- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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