- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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