What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A hill billy went fishing

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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