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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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