- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

roses are red violets are blue they really are

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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