When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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