- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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