Sex education in Texas,

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Women's Rights

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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