- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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