why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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