- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

tea with milk?

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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