xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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