Women's Rights

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Sex education in Texas,

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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