What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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