What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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