- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A boy with red hair is happy.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Anti-jokes are funny.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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