Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

all these jokes are horrible now

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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