Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Anti Joke

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