Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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